Hello there.

Hi. It's me, laying on the NY Giants blanket. So far in life, I like eating. A LOT. Also, I like going outside and feeling the nice autumn breeze. The lady with the glasses who's always around is pretty nice, and the funny guy who changes my diapers is cool too, but my big brother is the most amazing.

Me and my big brother

Zachary runs around and makes funny noises and talks in funny languages and goes to school and just about does EVERYTHING. I'm pretty sure he knows everything there is to know.

Hi. I'm Simon Nails Gold!

Welcome, me! I'm here! I was born on September 5, 2012 at 3:38pm. I was glad to get out into the open. It was getting stuffy in there. Dada made this sign for me and Mama. I liked getting home. The hospital smelled like anesthesia.

It's me! Just a few days old! With Dada and on the fake leather chair!

Huh. Not sure how I feel about the car seat thing.

Figuring it out...