Hi. I'm Simon Nails Gold!

Welcome, me! I'm here! I was born on September 5, 2012 at 3:38pm. I was glad to get out into the open. It was getting stuffy in there. Dada made this sign for me and Mama. I liked getting home. The hospital smelled like anesthesia.

It's me! Just a few days old! With Dada and on the fake leather chair!

Huh. Not sure how I feel about the car seat thing.

Figuring it out...

Snuggleswing.

My big brother Zach and Liam and Evelyn were painting dinosaurs at my house. I want to play with them soon. I want to paint someday. Am I a dinosaur?

This giggling bald guy named Derek and cute, funny girl named Amy came to visit me with tacos. I love them (the people not the tacos. actually the tacos were a little spicy).

Snugglin' with my Dada.

One of my favorite resting spots. And my Dada. He's funny.

This is my room. Mama says she wishes it was bigger but I remind her I'm only about 8 pounds and 11 ounces or something.

My big brother Zach doing some book and number stuff.

A beautiful lady named Eileen came to visit. She brought donuts.

Me + my swing = Love.

Sasha and Winnie came from Inwood to meet me and visit Zach and they bought us ice cream. I love these girls. Not ONLY because of the ice cream. But it helped.

These are some pictutes of a day we went apple picking. I didn't pick any apples. But I did sleep and poop. And eat. The people in the pictures are a lady named Sharon who smells good, a girl named Sylvie who is pretty, a lady named Lisa who I want to marry, a guy named Sam who is even bigger than my big brother, Dada, and two boys named Liam and Elijah who are awesome. Oh yeah, and Evelyn, who will someday be my wife. Being a baby is easy because I like everyone.

Evelyn is two and beautiful. She loves shoes and riding her scooter. She will be mine someday.

Not sure how I feel about that green chair thing with all that stuff on it. But I love stetching out on my brown bear towel.

Go Big Blue!

Ahhhh...

My feets.